Feb. 8, 2010 — Drinking beer may be good for building more than just beer bellies. A new study suggests that drinking beer may help build better bones thanks to its high silicon content.

Feb. 8, 2010 — Drinking as little as two soft drinks a week appears to nearly double the risk of getting pancreatic cancer, according to a new study. ”People who drank two or more soft drinks a week had an 87% increased risk — or nearly twice the risk — of pancreatic cancer compared to individuals consuming no soft drinks,” says study lead author Noel T

Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.

Feb. 7, 2010 — The hormone serotonin may hold the key to new treatments for reversing osteoporosis-related bone loss, new research finds. When investigators at Columbia University Medical Center treated mice and rats with an experimental drug that stopped the gut from synthesizing serotonin, they were able to reverse severe bone loss and essentially cure osteoporosis in the animals

You’re so small that when it rains you’re the last to know!

Feb. 5, 2010 — A drug used to treat depression, fibromyalgia, and diabetic nerve pain may also provide relief from hard-to-treat chronic low back pain.

Feb. 5, 2010 — Traffic congestion may increase the risk of extra weight gain and obesity among children living in heavy traffic areas, new research indicates. “When it’s not safe to play outside, kids are more likely to stay inside and play computer games or watch television,” lead author Michael Jerrett, PhD, of the University of California-Berkeley, says in a news release

Feb. 5, 2010 — Pregnancy and motherhood don’t cause women to have memory lapses and other cognitive problems, even though the concept of ”pregnancy brain” and ”momnesia” are widely accepted, according to a new Australian study

Feb. 5, 2010 - H1N1 swine flu is no longer widespread in any state, but new infections continue and the death rate remains high, the CDC reported today. A Harvard poll shows that about half of Americans believe the H1N1 swine flu outbreak is over, and only a third remain concerned.

I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead eyes.