March 8, 2010 — A diet designed to help lower blood pressure may also boost brainpower.

March 8, 2010 (Miami Beach, Fla.) — Once again, cholesterol-lowering statin drugs have been shown to be good for more than the heart.

March 8, 2010 — It might be time to add weight control to the growing list of potential benefits for light to moderate drinking. Normal-weight women who drank alcohol in moderation were less likely than women who didn’t drink at all to become overweight or obese over more than a dozen years of follow-up

March 8, 2010 (Miami Beach, Fla.) — A new drug called alitretinoin can help relieve cracked, itchy, irritated hands in people with severe hand eczema, researchers report. Hands “completely or almost completely” cleared up in nearly half of people with hand eczema that didn’t respond to standard treatment, says Charles Lynde, MD, assistant professor of dermatology at the University of Toronto

March 8, 2010 (Miami Beach, Fla.) — When the drug Enbrel stops working, people with psoriasis have two effective options, new research suggests. One new study shows that the recently approved drug Stelara can helptreat moderate to severe psoriasis when Enbrel fails

I’ve been freakishly skinny my entire life because there’s a hole in my butt.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.” The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

Male comics are always coming up to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey, Natasha, don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ And I’m like, ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’

March 5, 2010 — Richmond, Va., is the “most challenging” place to live for Americans with asthma, according to a ranking by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America (AAFA).

March 5, 2010 — Finally, a top 10 obese list American cities can be proud to be a part of.